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aaasavannyaaa: wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One  Ingredients (1 serving): 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!) tiny splash pure vanilla extract 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour) 1/8 tsp baking soda tiny pinch salt heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire Instructions In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring. Nutritional Information: 253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe. What she said @elenilote Reblogging this to use at a later date I can’t get rid of the quotes but fuck it, I wanna make this :P
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aaasavannyaaa: wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One  Ingredients (1 serving): 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!) tiny splash pure vanilla extract 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour) 1/8 tsp baking soda tiny pinch salt heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire Instructions In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring. Nutritional Information: 253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe. What she said @elenilote Reblogging this to use at a later date I can’t get rid of the quotes but fuck it, I wanna make this :P
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aaasavannyaaa: wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One  Ingredients (1 serving): 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!) tiny splash pure vanilla extract 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour) 1/8 tsp baking soda tiny pinch salt heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire Instructions In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring. Nutritional Information: 253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe. What she said @elenilote Reblogging this to use at a later date I can’t get rid of the quotes but fuck it, I wanna make this :P
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aaasavannyaaa: wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One  Ingredients (1 serving): 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!) tiny splash pure vanilla extract 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour) 1/8 tsp baking soda tiny pinch salt heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire Instructions In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring. Nutritional Information: 253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe. What she said @elenilote Reblogging this to use at a later date I can’t get rid of the quotes but fuck it, I wanna make this :P
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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

What she said

@elenilote

Reblogging this to use at a later date

I can’t get rid of the quotes but fuck it, I wanna make this :P

madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience: askyummyspider: madcapscience: askyummyspider: Bored, because some scientist did these too. I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats. I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb. Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;
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madcapscience:

askyummyspider:

madcapscience:

askyummyspider:

Bored, because some scientist did these too.

I feel unclean looking at these obscene stats.

I mean yeah, they’re well made visually but… good lord, they’re just ridiculous

No, even taking that into account, these are op in the highest degree. For example, just to look at Cirno alone- 9 for a 9/9 is about even, and probably acceptable though it’s not normal for White/Blue. Tacking on Flying and Trample instantly, and just on its own, demands either her cost skyrockets or her P/T plummet. So without ANY OF HER OTHER ABILITIES, she is already overpowered. Getting a +1/+1 counter of each of your own upkeeps is a very powerful ability. Getting a +3/+3 counter on EVERY upkeep wouldn’t be justified if she were a 0/1 creature that cost 20 to play. ‘Time Walk’ was a sorcery that let a player take an extra turn for just 2 mana, and it was broken to high heaven. Modern ‘Take an extra turn’ cards tend to cost ~5, and when cheaper have other alternate conditions, frequently being having to skip a turn. Cirno does it for free. Skipping the free turn’s untap step is so disgustingly easy to get around in White and Blue, that it takes exactly one card to pull off infinite turns with this. Also, having ‘Unblockable’ be on the same card as ‘Flying’ and ‘Trample’ is just dumb.

Sorry for the filibuster. I don’t think I need to even touch the others

OKAY FINE, REINSTATING THEM SO YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING! =w=;

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